This year, I decided to spend New Year’s Eve with my sister and her date—especially since I didn’t have one. Turns out, hers was a total fuckboy! But we’re not the type to mope around. We knew this year was going to be different, and we were ready to celebrate. What better way to do that than by getting even? And the best way to make a fuckboy jealous? Find an even bigger one—and we already knew the perfect candidate: our stepdad. He helped us get some dirty pictures, and we helped him make his kinkiest wishes for the next year come true.
