I know that my stepdaughter, Sera Ryder, is super excited about Halloween, but come on, I can’t let her go out in the costume she chose—it’s basically lingerie and I can see her tiny panties. She looks way too hot in it and is not even wearing a bra! Her little titles are just begging to be groped. When I tried to explain why that outfit is so dangerous, she didn’t understand why I was making such a big fuss about it, so I guess I’m gonna have to show her exactly what someone else might do to her, every single nasty and sexy part of it.
